I know, nobody wants to hear about the private matters of women’s health. Underline private. They are private, because they are about disgusting “female genitalia.” The reactions to women’s bodies are simply ridiculous. We learn to hate our bodies; we learn to know them through the epistemological monopoly of a few elite male doctors. I hate the very thought of women going to get a Pap smear, even if they are an annual necessity. Even the way doctors examine our insides seems like an invasion of our personal space. But nothing compares to the invasiveness of their questions about our sex lives.